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28 Dec 2006

It's Another New Year...

But for what reason is?

To all my near and dear ones,

Our lives are made up of a million different ways. Some are spent searching for love, peace, and harmony. Others are spent surviving day by day. For many this year must have been challenging, however ease sets in by every passing year. I hope this year was of absolute awareness and concentration within helped us all to understand and grasp a higher meaning of life, to appreciate God’s gifts, and the strength to accept our faults.

May we carry on forward with all that we achieved in this year by practicing humility, absolute awareness, forgiveness and we can experience each day anew, and with this fresh start .No day is better than today to mark a new beginning in our lives, with a promise to be better human being than the year before, in action, and in spirit.

I wish for you, happiness, peace of mind, good health,

I wish success in your personal life and in your career...
I wish the vanishing of hard feelings among family and friends
I wish a strong faith to carry you through the times that are hard for you...
I wish lessons learned so you will not make the same mistakes over and over
I wish the innocence of youth and the wisdom of maturity...
I wish you Love, peace and honor in this life and the life to come.
Ameen.

Stay Happy, love life and enjoy…

A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU…!!

Merry Christmas

By Mitesh 13:13 No comments:

10 Tips for Life Partners

By Mitesh 13:57 No comments:

Do you know what all happy and healthy marriages have in common?

In every one of them you will find two people committed to making each other happy.

You will find a man who cherishes his wife and puts her needs above his own,

And you will find a wife who respects and trusts her man. We live in very selfish times.

Pop-psychology messages are everywhere in the media encouraging us to love ourselves,
Do right by ourselves, and generally please ourselves first. If you really want a happy marriage,

Don't buy into that type of self-centered thinking. Instead,

Try these 10 time-tested techniques and experience the happiness, peace, and tranquility of a healthy marriage.

1. Make time for each other. It's so easy in our hyper-busy modern lifestyles to forget to set aside a little time to enjoy each other's company. Start a weekly tradition of setting a date for the two of you to be together doing something you both enjoy. Keep it simple. Take a nice walk together. Sip coffee together in a cozy coffeehouse. Talk to each other, reminisce, and get to know each other again.

2. Take time off from each other. Give each other space and time to work on hobbies and personal interests. When you have an interesting project to work on, you will feel more fulfilled and you will be a more interesting person.

3. Make little romantic gestures. Remember to compliment your spouse. Leave a little love note for them to find once in awhile. Celebrate the day you first met. Send flowers for no particular reason. You should continuously make little deposits in your spouse's emotional bank account. The return on your investment will be incredible.

4. Fight fair. Don't argue in front of other people. Don't insult each other or each other's families. Never threaten divorce, and never go to bed angry. Let the little things go, and don't make a big deal out of every disagreement. Before arguing, think; is this really going to matter in the long run?

5. Take interest in what interests your spouse. Watch their favorite shows with them. Read their favorite book, so you can talk about it with them. Encourage them to develop their talents.

6. Listen to your spouse. Husbands, remember that women need to express their feelings. Be a good sport and just listen. Don't interrupt, or get distracted. Empathize with her. Let her know that you can relate to what she's feeling. Ladies, please remember that the kind of talk you might like to have with your husband does not come naturally to most men. Just be patient. It's not a good idea to "unload" on him right when he comes home from work.

7. Accept your spouse for who they are. Practice total acceptance. Don't hold your spouse to your expectations; you will only succeed at building resentment.

8. Express your commitment. In little ways, you can, and should, renew your vows to each other over and over. Your spouse will feel comfortable and secure knowing that you are truly committed to the marriage. True closeness will only happen when all doubt and insecurity is replaced by confidence in the relationship. Let your spouse know that you really are in it "till death do us part."

9. Trust in each other. Don't be suspicious. Don't snoop through each other's belongings. To help ensure the trust, be honest with your spouse in all things. Never keep secrets from each other, not even little ones.

10. Make it your aim to be your spouse's best friend. Appreciate your spouse for who they are. Loosen up and have fun with each other. If you are practicing the steps above, you are on your way to being your spouse's best friend ? The ultimate relationship in marriage.

20 golden rules for any office

By Mitesh 08:51 No comments:

for those working in the corporate world, follow this rules

1. Rule 1. - The Boss is always right.
2. Rule 2. - If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1 .
3. Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and promotions.

4. Ph.D. Stands for "Pull Him Down". The more intelligent a person, the more hardworking a person, the more committed a person; the more number of persons are engaged in pulling that person down.

5. If you are good, you will get all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
6. When the Bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.
7. It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've done and what you are going to do.
8. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.
9. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
10. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
11. If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
12. When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
13. Following the rules will not get the job done.
14. If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
15. Everything can be filed under "Miscellaneous".
16. No matter how much you do, you never do enough.
17. You can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work you are supposed to be doing.
18. In order to get a promotion, you need not necessarily know your job.
19. In order to get a promotion, you only need to pretend that you know your job.
20. The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong

Did U know This?

By Mitesh 08:33 No comments:

If u answer any five questions... ...Feel proud...

1. What programming language is GOOGLE developed in?
2. What is the expansion of YAHOO?
3. What is the expansion of ADIDAS?
4. Expansion of Star as in Star TV Network?
5. What is expansion of "ICICI?"
6. What does "baker's dozen" signify?
7. The 1984-85 season. 2nd ODI between India and Pakistan at Sialkot- India 210/3 with Vengsarkar 94*. Match abandoned. Why?
8. Who is the only man to have written the National Anthems for two different countries?
9. From what four word ex-pression does the word `goodbye` derive?
10. How was Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu better known?
11. Name the only other country to have got independence on Aug 15th?
12. Why was James Bond Associated with the Number 007?
13. Who faced the first ball in the first ever .
14.Which cricketer played for South Africa before it was banned from
international cricket and later represented Zimbabwe ?
15. The faces of which four Presidents are carved at Mt.Rushmore?
16. Which is the only country that is surrounded from all sides by only one
country (other than Vatican )?
17. Which is the only sport which is not allowed to play left handed?

. Answers
1. Google is written in Asynchronous java-script and XML, or its acronym Ajax .
2. Yet Another Hierarchy of Officious Oracle
3. ADIDAS- All Day I Dream About Sports
4. Satellite Television Asian Region
5. Industrial credit and Investments Corporation of India
6. A bakers dozen consists of 13 items - 1 more than the items in a normal dozen
7. That match was abandoned after ppl heard the news of indira gandhi being killed.
8. Rabindranath Tagore who wrote national anthem for two different countries one is our s National anthem and another one is for Bangladesh- ( Amar Sonar Bangla)
9. Goodbye comes from the ex-pression: god be with you.
10. Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu is none other Mother Teresa.
11. South Korea .
12. Because 007 is the ISD code for Russia (or the USSR , as it was known during the cold war)
13. Geoffrey Boycott
14. John Traicos
15. George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln
16. Lesotho surrounded from all sides by South Africa .
17. Polo.

Never Cry For Any Relation In Life

By Mitesh 08:25 No comments:

Because For The One Whom You Cry
Does Not Deserve Your Tears
And The One Who Deserves
Will Never Let You Cry......... ........

Treat Everyone With Politeness
Even Those Who Are Rude To You,
Not Because They Are Not Nice
But Because You Are Nice........ ......... ......

Never Search Your Happiness In Others
Which Will Make You Feel Alone,
Rather Search It In Yourself
You Will Feel Happy
Even If You Are Left Alone....... ......... ......

Always Have A Positive Attitude In Life.
There Is Something Positive In Every Person.

What a Wife Says And means

By Mitesh 09:09 No comments:

am sure married men will agree with what is mentioned below:

The wife says: You want
The wife means: You want

The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want

The wife says: It’s your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious

The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: You’ll pay for this later

The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I need to complain

The wife says: Sure… go ahead
The wife means: I don’t want you to

The wife says: I’n not upset
The wife means: Of course I’m upset you moron

The wife says: You’re … so manly
The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot

The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The wife means: I have flabby thighs.

The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house.

The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!

The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.

The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!

The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.

The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I’m going to ask for something expensive.

The wife says: How much do you love me?
The wife means: I did something today you’re not going to like.

The wife says: I’ll be ready in a minute.
The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.

The wife says: Am I fat?
The wife means: Tell me I’m beautiful.

The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.
The wife means: Just agree with me.

The wife says: Are you listening to me?
The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.]

The wife says: Yes
The wife means: No

The wife says: No
The wife means: No

The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: No

The wife says: I’m sorry
The wife means: You’ll be sorry

The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
The wife means: You better get used to it

The wife says: All we’re going to buy is a soap dish
The wife means: I’m coming back with enough to fill this place.

The wife says: Was that the baby?
The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him

The wife says: I’m not yelling!
The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!

In answer to the question “What’s wrong?”

The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.

The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Everything.

The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: It’s just that you’re an idiot.

The wife says: I don’t want to talk about it.
The wife means: I’m still building up steam.

WEDDING BELLS

By Mitesh 08:55 No comments:

"N" is getting wedded today, the day she was awaiting for, since a long time. From the day i know her i have been hearing about she getting married very soon, but they say that weddings happen only when they have to, and so finally the day has arrived. She is a very good pal of mine from the day we met and i hope that it will continue like this, so what ,even if she would be going very far away.

On this very special day when two soul would become one, when 'N' would be call some one's better half , I would like to wish her "A HAPPY MARRIED LIFE". and may god bless her and her hubby with all the happiness in this world.

That Not all, it Saturday 16th Dec, 2006 "N" is getting married today and then next Saturday 23rd Dec, 2006 another very good friend of mine "P" is getting Married. "P" , "N" and me were working for the same organization so we know each other very well . Both of them have their life running parallel in some way or other. both have gone through similar types of up and downs in their life and now they both r getting married in the same same month. Never seen such a coincidenc before.

I would Just like to wish both of them a Happy Married life .

All The Best !!!!!

P.S: And hey if u both ever read this "Welcome to the Club"!!!!

The benefits of Sex

By Mitesh 08:18 No comments:

Sex is not only associated with the feel good factor while actually experiencing it but it also is associated with living healthy, feeling active, slowing aging and living longer. Sex has many benefits. The following is a brief exploration of the benefits of having sex on a regular basis.

Fitness:

Sex is a form of physical exercise. Sex three times a week burns lots of calories, and if maintained throughout the year, is equivalent to jogging 75 miles. Sexual intercourse burns approximately 150 calories per half hour - about the same as running 15 minutes on a treadmill or playing a spirited game of squash.

Increased Blood Flow:

Sex helps increase the blood flow to your brain and to all other organs of your body. Increased heart rate and deep breathing accounts for the improvement in circulation. As fresh blood supply arrives, your cells, organs and muscles are saturated with fresh oxygen and hormones, and as the used blood is removed, you also remove waste products that cause fatigue and even illness.

Reduction of cholesterol:

Sex balances out the good cholesterol to bad cholesterol ratio, and at the same time reduces the overall cholesterol count in the body.

Pain relief:
During making love, the hormone oxytocin is secreted in your body which in turn causes the release of endorphins, which act as a powerful analgesic, elevating the pain and helping to relieve the aches of conditions like arthritis, whiplash and headaches. Thus if you have a headache, have sex rather than an abstaining from it.

Protection of the prostate gland:

Prostate gland-related disorders are known to be caused by or become worsened as a result of the secretions from the gland. Regular sexual activity eliminates these harmful secretions. However, a sudden change in the frequency of sex can also cause prostate-related disorders.

Stress relief:

The satisfaction and the relaxation after sex are beneficial for the mind and the circulatory system. People having frequent sex often report that they handle stress better. Many indicate that they sleep more deeply and restfully after satisfying lovemaking.

Boost Testosterone and Estrogen:

Regular sexual activity boosts testosterone and estrogen levels in both men and women. Besides boosting your libido testosterone fortifies bones and muscles. Some physicians suggest that testosterone keeps hearts healthy and good cholesterol high. Testosterone is what makes the sex drive in men and women more aggressive. It makes you want to have sex, pursue sex, initiate sex and perhaps dominate the lovemaking. Sex increases women's estrogen levels keeping vaginal tissues suppler and also protecting against heart disease. It is estrogen that makes a woman sexually receptive and responsive to a man's approach.

Live Longer, Stay Younger:

During sex, the hormone DHEA is secreted throughout the body. This promotes sexual excitement. According to studies DHEA may be the most powerful chemical in our personal world. It helps balance the immune system, improves cognition, promotes bone growth, and maintains and repairs tissues, keeping your skin healthy and supple. It may also contribute to cardiovascular health and even function as antidepressant.

Less frequent colds and flu:

Studies suggest that individuals who have sex once or twice a week show 30 percent higher levels of an antibody called immunoglobulin A, which is known to boost the immune system

WINDOWS XP HIDDEN APPLICATIONS

By Mitesh 17:16 No comments:

To run any of these apps go to Start > Run and type the executable name, for example: charmap

WINDOWS XP HIDDEN APPLICATIONS:

1. Character Map = charmap.exe (very useful for finding unusual characters)
2. Disk Cleanup = cleanmgr.exe
3. Clipboard Viewer = clipbrd.exe (views contents of Windows clipboard)
4. Dr Watson = drwtsn32.exe (Troubleshooting tool)
5. DirectX diagnosis = dxdiag.exe (Diagnose & test DirectX, video & sound cards)
6. Private character editor = eudcedit.exe (allows creation or modification of characters)
7. IExpress Wizard = iexpress.exe (Create self-extracting / self-installing package)
8. Mcft Synchronization Manager = mobsync.exe (appears to allow synchronization of files on the network for when working offline. Apparently undocumented).
9. Windows Media Player 5.1 = mplay32.exe (Retro version of Media Player, very basic).
10. ODBC Data Source Administrator = odbcad32.exe (something to do with databases)
11. Object Packager = packager.exe (to do with packaging objects for insertion in files, appears to have comprehensive help files).
12. System Monitor = perfmon.exe (very useful, highly configurable tool, tells you everything you ever wanted to know about any aspect of PC performance, for uber-geeks only )
13. Program Manager = progman.exe (Legacy Windows 3.x desktop shell).
14. Remote Access phone book = rasphone.exe (documentation is virtually non-existant).
15. Registry Editor = regedt32.exe [also regedit.exe] (for hacking the Windows Registry).
16. Network shared folder wizard = shrpubw.exe (creates shared folders on network).
17. File siganture verification tool = sigverif.exe
18. Volume Contro = sndvol32.exe (I've included this for those people that lose it from the System Notification area).
19. System Configuration Editor = sysedit.exe (modify System.ini & Win.ini just like in Win98! ).
20. Syskey = syskey.exe (Secures XP Account database - use with care, it's virtually undocumented but it appears to encrypt all passwords, I'm not sure of the full implications).
21. Mcft Telnet Client = telnet.exe
22. Driver Verifier Manager = verifier.exe (seems to be a utility for monitoring the actions of drivers, might be useful for people having driver problems. Undocumented).
23. Windows for Workgroups Chat = winchat.exe (appears to be an old NT utility to allow chat sessions over a LAN, help files available).
24. System configuration = msconfig.exe (can use to control startup programs)
25. gpedit.msc used to manage group policies, and permissions

Google World

By Mitesh 12:24 No comments:

Hat's off to goolge, u people, can u see this google ads on the pages. nice way to have some xtra income. so whenever u people visit here dont forget to click on the ads.

meanwhile this are the list of products that goolge offers to all its user

	Alerts Get email updates on the topics of your choice
	Blog Search Find blogs on your favorite topics
	Book Search Search the full text of books
	Catalogs Search and browse mail-order catalogs
	Checkout Complete online purchases more quickly and securely
	Desktop Search and personalize your computer
	Directory Browse the web by topic
	Earth Explore the world from your PC
	Finance Business info, news, and interactive charts
	Froogle Shop for items to buy online and at local stores
	Images Search for images on the web
	Local Find local businesses and get directions
	Maps View maps and get directions
	News - now with archive search^New! Search thousands of news stories
	Scholar Search scholarly papers
	Specialized Searches Search within specific topics
	Toolbar Add a search box to your browser
	Video Search TV programs and videos
	Web Search Search over billions of web pages
	Web Search Features Find movies, music, stocks, books, and more

	Code Download APIs and open source code
	Co-op - now with Custom Search Engine^New! Contribute your expertise and customize the web search experience
	Labs Explore Google's technology playground

Communicate, show & share
	Blogger Share your life online with a blog -- it's fast, easy, and free
	Calendar Organize your schedule and share events with friends
	Docs & Spreadsheets Create and share your projects online and access them from anywhere
	Gmail Fast, searchable email with less spam
	Groups Create mailing lists and discussion groups
	Picasa Find, edit and share your photos
	SketchUp Create 3D models for Google Earth
	Talk IM and call your friends through your computer
	Translate View web pages in other languages
Go mobile
	Maps for mobile View maps and get directions on your phone
	Mobile Use Google on your mobile phone
	SMS Use text messaging for quick info
Make your computer work better
	Pack A free collection of essential software
	Web Accelerator Speed up the web

Our Sonnet

By Mitesh 12:39 No comments:

Dont know how to start with ...so, writing this poem which i read while surfing on net and dedicate it to My better half "D".(would'nt like to disclose her name to those i dont know)

Sweet Lady, song of my heart,

Hold my hand, as this journey we start.
Lift me up in spirit of joy and gladness;
And shield my soul from heartbreak and sadness.
Steadfast, honest and true;
Your partner is here and will forever love you.

It is my prayer that I will always be;
The one who brings you joy and sets your spirit free.
With my love I’ll cover you and warm your soul with mine;
Give you pleasures – like none you will find.
Your Sweet Lady, song of your heart;
Will love you forever, together or apart.

So hear me Sweet Lady, and know in your soul;
That there is no better future than with you to grow old.
Endless caresses, touches and kisses;
Our passion a banner for our love’s true existence.
My hand I extend and my honor I offer;
For being with you my love, there is no greater pleasure.

Your hand I accept, and all your love as well;
My heart sings so loudly, all can tell
I am loved and in love with the man made for me
Hold my hand; let us walk through this life
Being what we were meant to be
Together.

courtsey - Carol Stecher and Jim Foreman -

28 Dec 2006

It's Another New Year...

25 Dec 2006

Merry Christmas

22 Dec 2006

10 Tips for Life Partners

20 golden rules for any office

Did U know This?

Never Cry For Any Relation In Life

19 Dec 2006

What a Wife Says And means

16 Dec 2006

WEDDING BELLS

14 Dec 2006

The benefits of Sex

8 Dec 2006

WINDOWS XP HIDDEN APPLICATIONS

7 Dec 2006

Google World

6 Dec 2006

Our Sonnet

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